Shame on Arnold Schwarzenegger! But what is one couple’s downfall can become another’s humorous Halloween costume. This year, except to see many couples dressed as Arnold and the Maid. With the news of the former Governor fathering a child with his housekeeper, the press has been relentless and it has sparked blogs and stories like crazy. He even has a few new nicknames: The Sperminator, The Impregnator, The Adulterator, Bonan and “Conan the Ovarian”.
There are various combinations of Terminator costumes and French Maid costumes that couple’s can wear for a very timely Halloween costume. While we wait for October 31st to arrive, we can relish in the many jokes that have popped up on Twitter and blogs such as these:
“Schwarzenegger confesses to fathering baby with house staff member, but explains that child is destined to bring down SkyNet in 2031.” Georgetakei
“I guess all spy skills from True Lies helped Arnold Schwarzenegger keep that kid hidden from his wife.” ironic_username
“WHAT DID MARIA SHRIVER SAY TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? HASTA LA VISTA BABY! WHAT DI ARNOLD SAY TO HIS HOUSE KEEPER ? ILL BE BACK!”elocerv
why_a_duck Pete @BorowitzReport When Maria found out, he was #TheRunningMan
“Seems like Schwarzenegger’s traditional marriage could have used a little more “protection.”verybrightgal
He has had a long history of womanizing and philandering but this takes the cake. How anyone who lives in the public eye can keep a secret like this is astounding. I can’t imagine how much he has paid out in hush money over the years. You know you have reached complete loser status when you become a humorous Halloween Costume. Move over Charlie Sheen, the Sperminator is right behind you.
All I have to say it this: He couldn’t “Terminate her” or “Erase her” so now he has to deal with “Collateral Damage” and pray that May 21st is really the “End of Days.” But that’s what you get for going “Commando” around the maid. Unfortunately Arnold, now you are one of “The Expendables.”